Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Players Weekend Nickname Rankings!
2017 Reds / Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Players Weekend Nickname Rankings!

Last week I lamented the lack of humorous material in the Reds’ season of late, yearning for the September call-ups so we could do all sorts of future projections. But then this Wednesday, lo and behold, the MLB goes and announces Players Weekend, complete with nicknames on jerseys. Ask and you shall receive I guess. … Continue reading

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Six Degrees of Bartolo Colon
2017 Reds / Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Six Degrees of Bartolo Colon

We’re at that point in the season where pretty much everything is a foregone conclusion, and I am left with nothing humorous to write about. I’ve written about soccer too many times to comment on Neymar to PSG, the trade deadline has passed so that’s out, and Scooter Gennett hasn’t done anything of interest in … Continue reading

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: How to fix the Reds in one simple step
2017 Reds / Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: How to fix the Reds in one simple step

I love concerning myself with hypotheticals. No matter how implausible the scenario, I will jump down the rabbit hole headfirst, playing thought experiments until I’m convinced that this hypothetical is now reality. This is 98% of the reason why I love the trade deadline (the other 2% comes from my ability to actually break the … Continue reading

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Where do you stand on the rebuild?
2017 Reds / Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay

Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay: Where do you stand on the rebuild?

I’ve been watching too much soccer lately, partly because the Reds are awful and partly because it’s a nice way to kill time, but mostly because the U.S. men’s team is one of the most unintentionally exciting teams to watch. To be clear, the men’s team isn’t good. They aren’t bad either, they’re just sloppy. … Continue reading