Baseball Is Life: Things You Learn Waiting In Line With Two Nephews to Meet Zack Cozart at Kroger’s
Baseball Is Life

Baseball Is Life: Things You Learn Waiting In Line With Two Nephews to Meet Zack Cozart at Kroger’s

1. Zack Cozart is, in fact, still a Red. 2.  If you try to entertain the 13-year-old by grabbing a playground ball from the display box and bouncing it off his head, it won’t work. 3. Launching a conversation about how Cincinnatians add an apostrophe s, as in “Kroger’s”, after all major establishments and Catholic parishes … Continue reading

Baseball Is Life: We Can’t Have Nice Things
2017 Reds / Baseball Is Life / Joey Votto is Perfect

Baseball Is Life: We Can’t Have Nice Things

This week, in my continuing effort to flee the season, I wound up in Salisbury, Maryland, and it quickly became a desperate search to understand why anyone lives there. The humidity was approximately eight thousand percent, the hotel washcloths were festively decorated with mosquitoes, and the local hospital hung a giant banner congratulating itself on … Continue reading