One of the best things about baseball is that it’s fun. Or at least it’s supposed to be. There still seem to be plenty of people around baseball that don’t like that (we’re looking at you, Pittsburgh Pirates organization), but two weekends from now, Major League Baseball as a whole is looking to have some fun. It’s Players Weekend – not to be confused with the Player Haters Ball Weekend that Dave Chappelle made famous nearly 20 years ago – and the players get to put a nickname on the back of their jersey (among some other things they get to do that they normally can’t.

There have been some fun nicknames dropped over baseball since this came to fruition. Maybe the best one is from the newest member of the Cincinnati Reds organization – Brad Boxberger (he signed a minor league deal yesterday and was assigned to Triple-A Louisville). Boxberger chose to go with this gem:

 

Some guys go with their actual nicknames. Some guys go with things that mean something to them. It’s all good fun, though. And on Tuesday we learned what the Cincinnati Reds players were going with on their respective jerseys. Only the players on the 25-man roster were shared. If the roster changes, there may still be time to update a jersey for a player – but time is a factor as we’ve seen in the past.

While none of them, at least in my opinion, are as good as Brad Boxberger’s choice last year, there’s some good ones on the Reds. Below is my ranking of the best to the worst among this years Reds choices.

Player Nickname
Joey Votto Who
Josh VanMeter Meat Sauce
Brian O’Grady Beef
Jared Hughes Ostrich
Amir Garrett Count On AG
Phillip Ervin Magic
Luis Castillo La Piedra
Kyle Farmer Farm Dawg
Eugenio Suarez Bolibomba Suarez
Trevor Bauer J Ochart
Anthony DeSclafani Disco
Tucker Barnhart Tuck
Lucas Sims Loosh
Nick Senzel Lil Senzel
Jose Iglesias Candelita
Jose Peraza My Little Ones
David Hernandez D Hern
Michael Lorenzen Zen
Alex Wood AWood
Jesse Winker Bird
Kevin Gausman Gausy
Raisel Iglesias Oliver
Robert Stephenson Bob
Aristides Aquino Aquino
Sonny Gray Gray

Some Thoughts on the Nicknames

Some of them aren’t great. Sonny Gray simply going with Gray goes back to the day in which the players were asked what name they would like. For Gray, it happened to be the day in which he was injured in spring training, so he simply said that he didn’t care about it at the time.

For Aristides Aquino, it’s interesting to see “Aquino” rather than his nickname, which is “The Punisher”. As I type this no one has clarified what’s happening here, so I’m going to make as assumption: He can’t use “The Punisher” for trademark reasons, so he’s just going with his own name.

Trevor Bauer will be wearing J Ochart on his jersey. That stands for Jason Ochart. Who is an employee of the Philadelphia Phillies, where he works as their Minor League Hitting Coordinator. He’s also the Director of Hitter at Driveline Baseball. That’s where, for the last three offseasons, he and Bauer have had a bet. Last offseason the bet was finally won by Ochart and his prize was that Bauer had to wear his name on the jersey for players weekend.

The bet? That none of the hitters at Driveline could get an exit velo against him of 95 MPH. In the first year Bauer won the bet by 0.1 MPH. Ochart had to take a ball from a pitching machine in the stomach at point blank range at 90 MPH. The next year he had to go take the ACT. But last offseason Bauer got touched up at 101.4 MPH.

There were a few of the names that I don’t quite get. Raisel Iglesias with Oliver, Jesse Winker with Bird, Lucas Sims with Loosh…. but the one that I definitely get is Who. Joey Votto is the hero we don’t deserve.

That’s my list. How wrong am I? What’s your favorite nickname for players weekend among the Reds? Have you seen any other great ones from other teams in baseball?

23 Responses

  1. Steve Schoenbaechler

    I like Votto’s. But, then, I was always a fan of Abbott and Costello, especially their Who’s On First Act, I believe voted the greatest comedic act of the 20th century.

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    • RedInIND

      *Now* it’s funny! Thanks for the reminder of who’s Who.

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  2. Andy

    Punisher is a cool nickname, but it sounds like one you’d have to earn at MLB level. Aquino has been great this week, but maybe he feels like he has more work to do before he can wear it in a game.

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  3. Gonzo Reds

    Maybe Aquino should go with Eric the Red since he’s wearing his number 44 that should have long ago been retired by the Reds…

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  4. FreeHouse

    Lorenzens nickname should be the Juggernaut from X men

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    • Matt WI

      Mikey Biceps would play for Lorenzen. I crack up everytime I read that.

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  5. Michael lieb

    Ervin – Magic and Winker- Bird Rivals ( Magic Johnson and Larry Bird) bringing out the best in each other?

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    • RojoBenjy

      Good theory!

      My guess on Loosh: Luke-Nuke-Nuke Laloosh—shortened to Loosh.

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  6. Hotto4Votto

    Votto continuing to entertain and be a great ambassador for having fun in baseball. He’s a gem and we’re lucky to watch him.

    A little disappointed we don’t get to see The Punisher on Aquino’s jersey.

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  7. rex

    I am retired now so I enjoy a good amount of beer as I watch them play each night and this has led me to develop a whole separate list of nicknames for each them.

    It is good thing none of my nicknames were used.

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  8. Scott C

    There are a lot of good ones throughout baseball, but Votto’s has got to be the best. He is one funny man.

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  9. XDG

    Come on, no love for FarmDawg?

    D-Hern and A-Wood? Cringeworthy. That whole nicknaming schtick is so 1995.

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  10. Westfester

    Personally, I love Castillo’s, La Piedra (the Rock). It’s perfect for him; he is the unflappable rock of the rotation.

    I also just love Joey’s Who’s on first reference. If only he could get Suarez to join in (I don’t know!)

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  11. REX HOWARD

    I like the nicknames, as far other teams, Josh Phegley’s PTBNL is a classic best.

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