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The Reds would not have won last night’s game without Jose Iglesias.

Which is good, because guess what, everybody (party horn emoji):

Two weeks until the next MRI, even. This is like driving from Cincinnati to Dayton and breaking through the downtown traffic only to join the hideously unscenic I75 traffic.

I was very glad for last night’s win, but it also created a creeping sense of unease. It made me That Girl. And I don’t like being That Girl, but… most of the runs this team is generating are from the longball. They’re making absolute WTF errors and decisions on the basepaths, with occasional fielding terribleness that would make my small nephew’s baseball coach drink. Last night was a win, but would it have been a win if the Reds were playing the Not-Marlins?

Fix it.

Well, now I need a smile. Here is my favorite current picture of Jesse Winker screaming into the dugout:

Today’s game is a Businessman’s Special and I’ll keep calling it a Businessman’s Special because Business Day Special sounds like the most boring sale in the most boring man-clothes store on the planet, and the only kind of store more boring than a man-clothes store is one with nothing but tile samples, whereas a Businessman’s Special sounds like a place where at least some action is about to go down, such as a tense boardroom discussion, or a contract murder. I’ll talk about this at length as I stand here between Not-Cinergy Stadium and Riverfront Coliseum.

The Businessman’s Special begins at 12:35.

Starting Pitchers

REDS

The most important stat we can draw from today’s game is the fact that THE REDS HAVE A PITCHER NAMED SONNY AND HE IS INVOLVED IN A GAME WITH A MIAMI TEAM

MARLINS

The Marlins have a guy named Pablo, but I don’t know what that means in terms of late twentieth-century crime dramas conducted in pastels.

Pitcher ERA WHIP IP SO W L
Sonny Gray 2.89 1.29 9.1 7 0 2
Pablo Lopez 6.10 1.26 10.1 12 1 1

Lineups

REDS

1. Jesse Winker (L) CF
2. Joey Votto (L) 1B
3. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
4. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
5. Matt Kemp (R) LF
6. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
7. Curt Casali (R) C
8. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
9. Sonny Gray (R) P

MARLINS

1. Curtis Granderson (L) LF
2. Brian Anderson (R) 3B
3. Neil Walker (S) 1B
4. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
5. Miguel Rojas (R) SS
6. Lewis Brinson (R) CF
7. Peter O’Brien (R) RF
8. Chad Wallach (R) C
9. Pablo Lopez (L) P

Our Friend Yasiel returns, but pretty much only because he doesn’t want to talk to Joe Torre.

News and Notes

-Is this good, or…?

-The past two game threads have come to you from the road because I love you and I am a dedicated professional and none of the other writers would switch with me. Yesterday one of the airport restaurants was showing the stupid Yankees, which is why people now hate air travel.

Partly. I adored traveling when I was a little girl. Now I’d rather ship myself in a nailed-together, splintery crate because then at least I’m not subjected to a world tour of every upsetting form of leggings Forever XXI has to offer.

46 Responses

  1. matthew hendley

    Shebler sits to allow Kemp to bat against the Lefty. Makes sense, also gets Winker a start against Lefties after homering 2 days in a Row. Solid lineup, Hope for the Sweep

  2. Aaron B.

    Free Game of the day on MLB.TV … so far we are 0-2 on free games, so I hope this breaks the streak.

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      Thanks for the tip! Maybe I can get it since I am currently decidedly out of market..

  3. matthew hendley

    Reds and Cardnils allowed 26 players for Mexican series. Philip Ervin is coming up for Reds

  4. Mark Moore

    Sonny … Miami … Mary Beth Game Thread … Free Game of the Day …

    Let’s kick this pig!!

  5. Bubba Woo

    Winker in CF? Really? Probably the slowest non-Catcher on the team. I’m fine with embracing sabermetrics, but this seems a little extreme.

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      FIIIIIX IIIIIT

      (I expect results immediately.)

  6. ToBeDetermined

    Mary Beth Ellis
    “and none of the other writers would switch with me”
    Are you looking for sympathy from a bunch of guys ? 🙂

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      Am I gonna have to play the hurting uterus card? Cuz I will.

      • ToBeDetermined

        Mary Beth Ellis
        Oh please don’t go there. I beg you.

      • ToBeDetermined

        We can discuss at a another time

  7. lost11found

    We even got a Miami Vice reference.

    and Puig’s reply about not wanting an appeal is a great example of not teaching a pig to sing. It wastes your time and and annoys the pig.

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      To ignore the chance for a Miami Vice reference is to deny my birthright as a child of the 80s.

  8. lost11found

    Good beginning for our Sonny. 2 inning, two hits but 4K’s to go with that.

    Wake up Bats! and not the ones in Louisville! But it’d be fine too if they woke up.

  9. Grand Salami

    I hate black out restrictions on free game days!

  10. Eric

    1.) I can’t believe MBE missed the opportunity for a Romy & Michelle reference by not mentioning the Businesswoman’s Special!

    2.) Gotta LOVE the Miami Vice reference, though!

    Glad the grounder didn’t knock Sonny out of the game.

    Gray, not Crockett.

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      I have seen Romy & Michelle once. I have seen 26 episodes of Miami Vice. I have been offended by Business Special unto infinity.

  11. Nate

    Winker made a nice catch out there going back to the wall. Much better than Ozuna’s play the other night. Gray is looking good so far.

  12. Free house

    This team been on about a 3 week offensive slump. They have the Cards and Dodgers next and they can’t expect these starters to allow 0 to 2 runs per game. Cards and Dodgers have a good offense and if this team doesn’t start scoring we can go on a 5 or 6 game losing streak pending today.

    • Indy Red Man

      Hard liner off his thigh in the 2nd inning. Prob tightened up?

      • ToBeDetermined

        Indy
        OK thanks, I just looked at my app and saw he was out after 4.0 innings. Good to here it something he can walk off 🙂

  13. Indy Red Man

    Miami Vice theme here….what happened to Kyle Crockett?

    Also whats up with GABP? Walker and Puig’s balls are both easily gone normally? The wind is howling pretty good in Indy….maybe the wind is knocking balls down in Cincy?
    Puig looked really dejected. Hope he doesn’t start pressing?

    • Mary Beth Ellis

      I read about this because I’m only watching the first two seasons. Apparently, fter yelling that Kyle was “his life,” Sonny made absolutely no mention of him for like six years, at which point he realized the series was ending and looked him up to say hey, sorry about utterly abandoning you and all, but I thought you were safer without me around. byeeeeeee

  14. Indy Red Man

    I’ll admit I was wrong on Stephenson. I would’ve traded him 2-3 years ago for a player never to be named later. He may or may not make it, but his stuff is top shelf!
    I just don’t understand how he’s never been dominant in the minors? I guess falling behind all the time will beat you at every level

    • wizeman

      Would have liked to see him stretched out a bit today.
      Still sorting and Gray could miss a start.

      • wizeman

        going to be a while on wood. plus going to see who starts in a year.
        think we just had to use a couple of guys a year early before they were ready.
        won’t be surprised if we are not looking at
        castillo
        grat
        disco
        mahle
        stevenson a year from now

      • WVRedlegs

        Jim Day gave an update on Wood. Out is AZ and hasn’t started to even throw to any batters yet. He’ll have to build up innings so he is at least a month away still.
        Stephenson looked very good in the 5th. Cowboy was very complimentary.

  15. Nate

    Puig with the big double and then stole 3rd. Nice inning

  16. Mark Lang

    We’re in keep changing pitchers until we find one that isn’t going to work, mode.

    • lost11found

      With a 4 run lead, it give a small amount of flexibility.

      • renbutler

        The rare Friday off tomorrow helps too. Use whoever you need to.

  17. Roger Garrett

    Duke and Hernandez got it done today.Good job.

  18. renbutler

    Too bad the Reds don’t play the Marlins again until late August…

  19. Indy Red Man

    Nice sweep!! Reds had to have that! Next step is atleast 1of 2 in Mexico

  20. Mark Moore

    Snapped the belt buckle diving for that one … got to love it.

  21. Mark Moore

    No pizza, but we’ll take the SWEEP!!!

    I credit MBE, reigning Queen of the Game Thread Sweep!!