For only the third time in the Bryan Price era, the Reds had a winning record in a month. I know this because I follow Joel Luckhaupt on Twitter:
By virtue of simple rarity, I briefly considered including Bryan Price in the contestants of this August edition of “Who Won the month?” It’s only the third time! Bryan had a good month! But then I realized that rewarding one instance of success after a prolonged period of mediocrity was probably bad policy. (Was this entire paragraph a Zack Cozart subtweet? I don’t know, but this article could help add some clarity.)
Anyway, Bryan Price does not make the contestant list for “Who Won August?” because August was the month of up-and-comers and Joey Votto. Which is kind of like every month in the Reds’ world, except this time the up-and-comers actually performed well.
WHO WON AUGUST?
- Joey Votto….the strangest but most entertaining man that ever lived
- Luis Castillo….the most likely to go from Double A to rotation ace in a summer
- Sal Romano….the one who maybe, sorta put it together?
- Robert Stephenson….the one who definitely put it together, at least for a minute
- Tyler Mahle….Debuts are cool, especially for exciting starting pitchers
- Nick Senzel….Making Double A look like Little League is even cooler
I maintain that seeding doesn’t matter in these posts, so we’ll stick with the age motif and rank the four from oldest to youngest if you invert the numbers of their actual age. (So Luis Castillo is 24, making his seeding age 42.)
1. Robert Stephenson vs. 4. Sal Romano
Bob Steve has pitched to the tune of a 1.96 ERA and .177 opponent average in the month of August, and that’s more than enough to cruise him into the final round. This version of Bob Steve is the version Reds’ fans have been promised since he was drafted in the first round six years ago. He’s only done it over 18.1 innings though, so small sample size rules definitely apply, but it’s still exciting to see Bob Steve turn it around.
As for Sal Romano, he’s had a fantastic second half of August, posting a 2.70 ERA in his last three starts and picking up two wins as well. However, his first half of August was a bit more disastrous, with a 7.94 ERA and three losses in three starts. Romano is young, and his second half has been so promising for Reds’ fans, but it’s not quite his time to shine.
2. Luis Castillo vs. 3. Joey Votto
Luis Castillo has a 2.76 ERA, .175 opponent average, and a 26.9 K% in nearly 30 innings this month. The kid is for real, but I also recognize that all of the hype around Castillo may only lead to outsized expectations and ultimately disappointment. Therefore, Castillo is not allowed to win anything or receive any undue congratulations before proving that this success carries into 2018.
Also, Joey Votto does things like this, so it’s not like it is a stretch to say he won the month:
1. Robert Stephenson vs. 3. Joey Votto
Bob Steve is great, but here’s a list of things Joey Votto has done in the month of August:
- Hit for a .344/.527/.613 slash line.
- Tied for second with Barry Bonds at 20 games behind Ted Williams for most consecutive games with two times on base or more.
- Immediately go on another 6 game streak after his first one ended.
- Walk five times in one game for the second time in his career.
- Walk 35 times over the course of the month, i.e. 17 more times than Jose Peraza has this entire season.
- Hit seven doubles and six home runs, i.e. two less doubles than Jose Peraza all season and two more home runs than Jose Peraza all season.
- Throw at least three foul balls out of various stadiums.
- Hit a double against a four-person outfield.
- Inspire memes:
Joey Votto wins August. The 25 and Under Gang wins 2018. Maybe.
KANGAROO COURT FEES
Zack Cozart was not traded during the 2017 Major League Baseball season. Whatever happens this offseason, whether Zack comes back to the Reds or goes elsewhere, the Reds missed their one chance to capitalize on his fantastic 2017 campaign and build for the future at low cost. Granted, there were completely valid reasons that Zack wasn’t moved, but it still feels like a missed opportunity.
Fine: GM Dick Williams should trade for Mike Trout as penance. Now that the Angels have Justin Upton, there’s a surplus. (How many times can I make this joke before it’s no longer relevant? Two? Three more times?)
Fantasy Baseball — Lol.
Authorial Views — It’s going to be a photo finish! Matt Wilkes has fallen back, but still sits less than 100 below! Is this more exciting than the Reds’ September?!? (No — the answer is no.)