Last of four games between the Reds (67-91) and the Cardinals (82-76.) Can’t wrap up the series any better than this reader on last night’s Game Thread:
TO ALL THE REDS WHO’VE CLINCHED BEFORE
This popped up on my Facebook memories feed today. My nephew drew it. It reminds me of the collection of photographs still stuck to his bedroom wall– a slow slideshow, Academy Awards-Dead-People-Montage-Style, of Reds who have exited Stage Trade Deadline. (“Hey look, there’s Chapman.” “Hey look, there’s Chris Heisey.” “Hey look, there’s…”)
It hurts. It’s not so much that we missed the players, individually; we miss, instead, what they did together.
|1. Matt Carpenter (1B)
2. Randal Grichuk (CF)
3. Yadier Molina (C)
4. Stephen Piscotty (RF)
5. Jhonny Peralta (3B)
6. Jedd Gyorko (2B)
7. Aledmys Diaz (SS)
8. Jose Martinez (LF)
9. Alex Reyes (P)
|1. Jose Peraza (SS)
2. Hernan Iribarren (CF)
3. Joey Votto (1B)
4. Adam Duvall (LF)
5. Eugenio Suarez (3B)
6. Ivan De Jesus (2B)
7. Tucker Barnhart (C)
8. Tony Renda (RF)
9. Dan Straily (P)
Trapped in layover hell, quite possibly forever, directly across from this everything-ruiner:
Mama always told me that’s what footstools are for.
|ERA||IP||SO||WHIP||IS HE AN EVERYTHING-RUINER?|
|Alex Reyes||1.58||40.0||46||1.18||I mean he is a Cardinal|
THINGS FROM TWITTER
Shocked, SHOCKED. Actually I am, a bit, in the sense that this number isn’t higher.
Also Chris Welsh hereby invites you to think about his underwear.
This is my final series of Game Threads in 2016, and I can’t thank you enough for all your kind comments, Twitter follows, and Facebook/Snapchat hit-ups. I truly appreciate your patience with the new girl… especially you, editors. Great to meet everyone here at Redleg Nation, and I’ll (hopefully) see you next year.
Next year. Has a nice ring to it.