Snickers has a stupid new “viral” gimmick: ”Speak Snacklish.” Enter any words and they’ll translate them into “Snickers-eese,” which is about as sophisticated fake language as Smurf.
In any event, I ran some Reds-related phrases through the machine. Mildly amusing. Eat candy!


This Chowfense Stinkrunch is my favorite!
I typed in Alex Gonzalez sucks and snickers must watch they reds because they agree
NOUGATABOUTIT
You get “NOUGATABOUTIT” whenever you put a “curse word” into the system. I got the same thing when I tried the stronger version of TOS.