Loading ...Time to give away the final copy of “MLB 08: The Show” for Playstation 3.
You will recall our Opening Day giveaway contest. Four winners were perfect with their predictions, and four copies of the game have been mailed out. Here are the winners:
–Matt from Dublin, OH (predicted the first pinch hitter of the season)
–Michael from Lexington, SC (predicted the first winning pitcher of the season)
–Alex from Seymour, IN (predicted the first relief pitcher of the season)
–Joseph from Gainesville, FL (correctly predicted the Reds Opening Day lineup)
Okay, let’s have a Caption Contest for the final copy of the game. If you haven’t played the game, here’s our review. It’s the best baseball video game I’ve ever played.
Many of you are familiar with Caption Contests around the internet: a picture is posted, and people try to post the funniest, wittiest, or most clever caption. Here is the picture we’ll be using:
Post your best caption. The RN editors will be selecting the winner based on several factors, including how much we laugh at the entry. Even if you have no interest in the PS3 game, please enter the contest anyway (just make clear it’s a non-contest-entry)! It’s much funnier when more people participate, and this is going to be a weekly feature here at Redleg Nation, with occasional prizes, so get practicing. 
Full contest rules are below, and it’s important to read them before you enter (so that your entry isn’t voided by violating a rule). Enjoy, and let’s see your captions!
The contest rules are fairly simple:
1) You have until midnight on Friday, April 18, to submit your best caption.
2) Entries must be made under this thread.
3) You may submit up to five entries per person, and anyone is welcome to participate.
4) Participants who fail to provide a valid email address are disqualified, as are those who make more than five entries.
5) Questions should be emailed to me.
6) The decision of the judges is final. Live with it.
Good luck!
“You know I wear this everywhere?”
Private property or not, playing chicken is a felony in the state of ohio.
“OK, you got me… So why DID the chicken cross the road?”
Officer I lost a bet that the Reds would not get swept by the Pirates.
“When I won the e-bay auction for some Bonds memorabilia, I was expecting a bat or a glove or something…”
“Your wife called, she said that the black bear suite is in the closet.”
“I’ll never take anything Giambi ever offers me to eat again.”
Officer to guy dressed as a rooster (AKA: a cock): If I unzip my fly do you promise to climb back inside and behave yourself?
Officer, I know I was speeding, but Juan Marichal was after me!
Officer: “Now I know I’ve seen it all.”
OK, last one:
“It’s a suit to keep Freel from hurting himself in the field. I call it a ‘Farney’ “
“What, you’ve never played chicken before officer?”
Rooster guy- I am impersonating the Reds getting good players… Their to chicken to open their pocket book.
Officer! i am turning myself in on the charge of cannibalism! i ate Chicken pot pie for dinner…
Guy to officer: It’s a long run from San Diego when you’re wearing a chicken suit…
Officer: Well…*unzips fly* No tick it, you have to lick it…
Ticket*
“Gee, officer, turns out my fraternity was having a completely different kind of cockfight. Talk about getting egg on your face!”
“You really fowled up, son.”
“You guys all look like Tyson.”
AFLAC!
“Well, it was 8 cent whiskey day at the Palace of the Fans, and . . . “
“Officer, I’m just trying to do my part. Jeff Brantley said the Reds needed to get more ducks on the pond.”
After 22 long years, filming on the highly anticipated “Howard the Duck” sequel finally begins.
“Come on, officer. I’m flat-footed, you’re flat-footed…can’t we work something out?”
if a duck gets pulled over in the woods, does it make a sound?
birdman to officer: Hey werent you in “Cool Runnings”? can i get your autograph? I know i have a quillpen here somewhere…
1. What? What! Duck is the new pink!
2. I got it from the GAP, officer. It’s part of their new “N8ure” campaign.
3. Look, officer, I am the victim here. She’s the one who stole my clothes. I was hurrying to get home so I could put on some real clothes. Would you rather I drive naked? Cuz I’m pretty sure that’s against the law.
4. Yeah, I’m the mascot for that Long Island team full of pathetic former Major Leaguers. If you saw what I see everyday, you’d drink, too!
5. Winter’s over. I’m just goin’ north.
Officer, you gotta help me: I’m in the woods, I got mixed up in this whole “rabbit season/duck season” thing, and now I’m really screwed.
I didn’t ask you why you crossed the road, I asked you how you hit that tree.
Danny Graves, dressed as a duck, is questioned about a blown advertising campaign.
The San Diego Chicken, feathers whitened from old age, was arrested at a Virginia KOA today for indecent exposure…ESPN’s Peter Gammons is reporting that this will all but end The Chicken’s chances of returning to a Major League mascot roster.
The Reds finally had to call the police to keep former reliever Stormy Feathers from getting into the stadium.