Rookie
22 year-old Danny Dorn (Reds #32 – 2006) went 2 for 5 with a grand slam and 5 RBI. The left fielder from Cal State-Fullerton is now hitting .340/.445/.555
LOW A
21 year-old Sean Watson (Reds #2 – 2006) continues to struggle since his promotion to Dayton. He gave up a H, and an ER, while striking out 1 in I IP. In the 11.2 innings since his promotion he has given up 13 ER, 19 H, 5 BB while striking out 13. But the scouts say he has a pitchers body, so he has that going for him.
HIGH A
25 year-old Jay Garthwaite (D’Backs #14 – 2002) went 2 for 4 with a 2B, grand slam and 6 RBI. For the season, the Washington state native is hitting .262/.335/.480.
AA
23 year-old Javon Moran (Phillies #5 – 2003) went 4 for 5 with 2 2B and a 3B. Since being promoted Moran is hitting .325/.359/.411. He has 14 SB in 21 attempts. Javon has fastguyitis, the symptoms including being afraid to take a walk, being thrown out stealing so many times that you actually HURT your team, and repeated bunting despite playing at a level where that is an out 80% of the time. Side effects include triples, people who think you are good on defense just becuase you are fast, and Dusty Baker saying “if I had 9 guys with fastguyitis, we would be unstoppable.”
AAA
27 year-old Tim Bausher (Mariners #27 – 2001) who was acquired this week for Mike Burns, went 2 innings, gave up 6 H, and 3 ER. Wayne Krivsky continues to feed his OCD with another arm that looks EXACTLY like the arm he traded. FOR THE SEASON Bausher has a 5.15 ERA with 41 K, 37 BB, and 83 H in 71.2 IP. But the scouts say he has a good high pitchers butt.

Very cynical, and very funny today, Matthew.
gracious.
Jay Bruce sat out both games of the Dayton DH…no explanation on why he didn’t play.
Dayton is about out of the playoff race.
i hope bruce isn’t hurt again. aren’t they done next week?
Last game is Monday…
fastguyitis and its definition is funny-as-* and dead on. very nice.